How to make fake semen

How to make fake semen

We have found a few different ways to get your hands on your own looking and feeling type of semen. You can create it yourself or if you don’t have the time for that, you can simply buy it online.

Create fake semen yourself – method 1

You’ll need the following ingredients:

  • 1 egg
  • 1 cup of water
  • 2 tablespoons of cornstarch
  • 2 teaspoons of yogurt
  • salt

Take about 1/4 cup of the water and mix it up with the cornstarch. Take the remaining water and put it on the simmer on a stove-top in a pan. Then combine the stirred corn starch water with the water into the pan and whisk them together. When it gets thick remove it from the burner and let it cool down to room temperature. Next, take the egg and the yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. Use a sniff of salt for the real life experience.

Your magical fake semen is now ready!

If you are not going to use it instantly, make sure you store it in the fridge. The egg and the yogurt don’t do well outside the fridge and might spoil at higher temperatures.

In the video below you can see the whole process and the end result. Follow Davison Video for more crazy videos.

Buy fake semen online

Methyl Cellulose

There are several products that will deliver realistic looking and feeling fake semen. A product used in the porn industry is Methyl Cellulose. They use that because it’s a product without sugar and it’s neutral to the sensitive parts of a woman.


An alternative could be the product from JIZZ (Master Series Jizz Water Based Lube, Semen Scented).
It has the look and feel of authentic semen and it receives great reviews on amazon.


Squirt it from Doc Johnson is great too. It mimics the look and feel of a squirting orgasm. It’s cruelty-free and free from parabens, glycerin and sugar.


Last but not least: Cum Lube. It’s thick and creamy fake cum created using an exclusive hybrid formula. It’s condom/toy friendly and it has got great reviews on Amazon.

Let us know which option you have tried or if you have better alternatives.

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